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Talibeard 

Struttin' a beard that is longer than a lumberjack, but shorter than Santa.
Basically a beard someone chillin' with the Taliban might sport. Especially true if the person is thin or wears loose clothing, or owns a camel, or an RPG.
Dude, they're not gonna let us board this flight with you sportin' the talibeard.
Talibeard by WYKSTA December 7, 2009
Related Words
Talbie • tallie • Taliesin • Talkies • tabbie • taliek • Talaie • talie • talieah • Taliese
An amazingly beautiful person who everyone wants to be friends with. She’s extremely kind but can be rude at times but she has the warmest heart you’ll ever see in a human. Her looks make others extremely jealous but she doesn’t notice because she’s modest. She’s kind,funny,smart and all the things you look for in a soulmate. Ask anyone, a Tabbie is wifey material.
Dude 1:Jesus Christ, did u see Tabbie yesterday? She was so godamn sexy!
Dude 2:I think I got a boner when I saw her!

Taliesin 

A near mystical figure who is king of all musicians. Pseudo deity of music.
In his day Elvis almost reached Taliesin status.

The beetles were almost as big as Taliesin, and possibly bigger than Jesus.
Taliesin by TalixZen February 4, 2010

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Awky talkies 

'Awky talkies' is a Long awkward conversation generally about a topic that is quite uncomfortable
Kyle and I had quite good awky talkies once we realised that we fucked the Same girl on the same night
Awky talkies by Snowmen4dayzzzz June 20, 2016

Talbe Area 

An area in a factory where you consume children between the ages of 0 and 9.
The stupid factory workers agreed to have a talbe area instead of a table area. Pranked
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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