Talibeard

Struttin' a beard that is longer than a lumberjack, but shorter than Santa.
Basically a beard someone chillin' with the Taliban might sport. Especially true if the person is thin or wears loose clothing, or owns a camel, or an RPG.

Dude, they're not gonna let us board this flight with you sportin' the talibeard.

by WYKSTA December 7, 2009

talibandwidth

When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".

Today the internet hasn't been working like normal, I think it has been hit by the Talibandwidth.

by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017

taliberal

A person that supports or tries to justify Talibani extremism & terrorism.

Taliberals are trying to normalize Taliban.

by Ash Jason August 19, 2021

TacoBeard

Pubic hair around a woman's vagina.

Person 1: I had sex yesterday.

Person 2: Did she have a tacobeard?

Person 1: Yes, she was hairy.

by T3n3 July 8, 2018

Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

talibarn

Talibarn...an old hay barn converted into a bar for friends (some prolly underage) to hang out. This place is by invite only. Not a public bar but rather a private gathering place where there is no racism prejudice or judging. And very little sobriety. Talubarn has no relation to the taliban movement in Afghanistan. In fact... if you go to a talibarn you most likely live in America and hate the taliban and bin laden.

Hey what are you doing for new years?
There's a throw down at the talibarn if you wanna go.

by Def jam real December 31, 2023