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talibandwidth
When the Wi-Fi and Ethernet have not been working as usual. When I.T. says your internet has been compromised but no one has claimed responsibility for the problem yet. Also, helps when this happens primarily while you are "over-seas".
talibandwidth by VonDutchMedic November 25, 2017
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Talibandit
The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.
Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.
Talibandit by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021
talibarn
Talibarn...an old hay barn converted into a bar for friends (some prolly underage) to hang out. This place is by invite only. Not a public bar but rather a private gathering place where there is no racism prejudice or judging. And very little sobriety. Talubarn has no relation to the taliban movement in Afghanistan. In fact... if you go to a talibarn you most likely live in America and hate the taliban and bin laden.
talibarn by Def jam real December 31, 2023
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