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Tabloid Junkie
Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008
baka tako
baka tako by booksareportals November 17, 2017
Takodachi
A creature from the ancient ruins. Once known as people of an ancient civilization, they've now been taken in by the priestess Ninomae Ina'nis. They're just cute purple blobs.
Takodachi by riilumiere January 15, 2022
camp takota
A film starring Youtube stars Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart in which the girls' beloved childhood camp is under threat from the technology-obsessed Jared who wishes to "update" the place. The stars fight back, and find love along the way. Obviously that love is with each other and no one else because they ship Hartsquaredbig and what's that sorry I can't hear you over the canons and by that I mean it is canon bye
Me: Have you seen Camp Takota yet?
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE
Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.
Friend: No what is it
Me *Gives you the ring finger*
Friend: What are you-
Me: You're not worth the middle finger.
Friend What the f-
Me: You'd get it if you wATCHED THE DAMN MOVIE
Me: Camp Takota was made independently by three young women who specialise in new media and through online download sales alone the movie broke even within 4 days.
Friend: Sounds good. Is there a link to watch it for free? I don't wanna pay for it
Me:
Me:
Me: *dials number* Yes hello, Gil? Imma need you to cut a bitch.
camp takota by ceilingnose July 13, 2014
Tabloid Baby
1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.
2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.
3. The book about tabloid television.
2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.
3. The book about tabloid television.
Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012
Takeo
Really cool guy from Call of Duty Zombies. He is Japanese and fought against the Americans in World War II, until he was captured by Dr. Richtofen and forced to fight zombies in various locations endlessly. He is known for his funny little mustache, love of honor, ancestry, and the emperor, as well as having a sword, but not using it.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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