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tako by Yukira Tsurama July 2, 2003
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a person of high intellect and extreme beauty
have you seen tako? they’re soooo hot
tako by paukokat August 16, 2021
A Japanese word for octopus. Sometimes used as an insult to descibe a pervert with their arms all over women.
Get you hands off my girlfreind you bloody tako
tako by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004
Tako is the best person you will ever meet, she is VERY PRETTY and VERY SMART, also she is really clumsy and drops things but other than that, she’s AWASOME
Omg that girl is SO cool, i wish i was like her, her name must be Tako
Tako by Daylight340 November 22, 2021
A person who is a bit too into shoutas
Dude, that guy is such a Tako
Tako by Acronym123 May 19, 2020
a weird mf whose boobs fell off.
Tako:my boob fell off! You: me too!!
tako by arselover101 November 21, 2021

Tako-san Sausage 

A sausage that has been cut to resemble an octopus. Considered to be a cute addition in a Japanese school lunch.
My mom made me Tako-san sausage for lunch today!
Tako-san Sausage by Xantex December 25, 2008
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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