Takeshi castled

When you fist someone and when you pull it back out you have shit on your hand so you proceed to rub your palm of shit on their face and leave a shit handprint like takeshi castle

Omg you’ve just been takeshi castled

Takeshi castled by MyDadsEyebrows June 11, 2026

takeshi's castle

The Japanese Gameshow all the way from Japan, and that makes you think about the second to last letter of the alphabet. 100 Nimble nutters are lead by the man in the tan General Lee over a series of hard challenges (usually between 6 and 7). The Contestants that fail to complete these challenges set by Count Takeshi to defend his castle, are eliminate form the game. Those that survive are sent into a last charge against Count Takeshi's Emerald Guard in a n attempt to storm the castle. They drive dodgems with little paper targets on them (sometimes sensors) which they must protect. If the paper rings are pentrated by the highly accurate water cannons of the emerald guard (or a laser hits their sensor) they have failed. They must hit Count Takeshi's sensor to win. There have only ever been 7 winners! Great game show on challenge and trouble. In america it is called Extreme endurance challenge.

An example challenege is Knock Knock. There are simply four sets of four doors. Two doors of each are only paper, the others are made of wood. The contestant must run through all the doors without finding a wooden door and injuring themselves (which is rare)

takeshi's castle by Robert Hover February 10, 2004

takeshi's castle

What all reality TV shows wish the could be. General Lee owns all reality tv and game shows.

Takeshi's castle owns your tv show!

takeshi's castle by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

takeshi's castle

A Japanese TV game show in which contestants must complete several (usually about 5-6) challenges in order to defeat the enemy, Count Takeshi. Contestants are 'lead' by General Lee.

In the United States, this show is adapted and voiced-over, so as to make it a comical 'sports' show. This adaptation is dubbed "MXC: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge".

takeshi's castle by foolish samurai March 4, 2005

takeshi's castle

cult japanese game show, voiced over by craig charles. basically, loads of funny challenges that involve people getting hurt or muddy and looking like twats. genius

A)oh shit, there's 3 episodes of takeshi's castle in a row. we'll be up til 1 am
B) we could always not watch it


A and B) nah, that aint gonna happen

takeshi's castle by wonderfool December 1, 2003

takeshis castle 

the REAL mxc, all of MXC is actually from takeshis castle a show in the 80s in japan.

i would really like to hear what the guys are really saying like guy ledouches real voice

takeshis castle by mxc September 19, 2004