Castled 

The state of being completely inebriated. The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.

Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.

Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.

Castled by Chase23 November 10, 2007

Castled

Like an eiffel tower, when three people, two of whom are usually male or have the parts are either side of the middle person(gender irrelevant) having anal or backshots, the other receiving a blow job. And do not interact with eachother past having sex with the middle person.

"Yo, Johnny! Remember when we Castled Becca?"

Castled by Miles the werewolf September 6, 2026

white castled 

getting fingered between the buns (a.k.a the ass)

yo I totally got white castled by david last night... it was weird

white castled by Tocqwanduh Mahree April 8, 2010

Takeshi castled

When you fist someone and when you pull it back out you have shit on your hand so you proceed to rub your palm of shit on their face and leave a shit handprint like takeshi castle

Omg you’ve just been takeshi castled

Takeshi castled by MyDadsEyebrows June 11, 2026

frank castle 

when you are talking shit, and disrespecting people on the Fresh and Fit podcast, Myron Gaines Frank Castles you

Myron Gaines "yo get the fuck out"
Fresh "damn check out the Patreon to see this frank castle"

frank castle by fghjfgjhfjhgjhgjhgjgjh July 26, 2021

Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

Castle Learning 

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

Castle Learning by Tells-Many-Truths July 5, 2016