Take a Cruz 

(verb) to abandon people who are dying so that you can go on vacation

I know you are literally freezing to death and I am supposed to represent you, but I'm just going to take a Cruz down to Cancun for a bit.

Take a Cruz by Ture Patriot 42 February 18, 2021

Take a Cruz 

Verb, activity: taking leave of a situation that one has no actionable control or authority over in order to avoid the hardship of the situation.

Derivation: taken from the name of Texas' Senator Ted Cruz, who made headlines by taking an impromptu trip to Mexico instead of sticking out the nationwide blizzard of February '21, which affected every state except Hawaii and Florida. Florida maintains that Florida Man held off the storm with an icy glare that cancelled out the warm front that might've otherwise collided with the storm, and hurled it southward.

It is a big warehouse, but there's a whole lot of code violations that I don't feel like taking on. I think I'm gonna take a Cruz on that offer.

Take a Cruz by Thystle February 19, 2021

Take a Cruz 

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

Take a Cruz by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take a Ted Cruz 

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most

Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."

Take a Ted Cruz by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021

Take a Ted Cruz 

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.

Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.

Take a Ted Cruz by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020