Definitions by Brocaincreator

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

Merch

A bro with a hot body that you can’t get enough of, so much so that you’re addicted to him.

“Sherri hasn’t been around lately.”

“That’s ‘cause she’s been hooked on that brocain, Brad.”

Merch