Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.
Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021
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trump banned

When you’re such a sore loser and try to start a coup that a social network takes your account down.
Hey James did you hear what happened to Ashley?

No what happened?

She got trump banned off of tinder
by FUDGEPOOP January 13, 2021
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