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a tattoo on the perineum
Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."
taintoo by Decidedly So June 23, 2007
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tainttoris 

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.
“ My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”
tainttoris by Nwolcott August 24, 2023

tainttoo 

A tattoo located on the taint (area between a man's balls and his anus)
I lifted the guys balls and he had a tainttoo that said "No Fear"
tainttoo by The Tink August 24, 2006
a temporary discoloration of skin like a tan line after tanning, normally done on purpose with and object shaped to what the person wanted. Most seen on teenage girls from tanning salons.
Sarah: Hey Rachel look i got a cute heart from tanfastics.
Rachel: Nice, i got my tantoo on my arm.
tantoo by Thomas Coleman January 19, 2007

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.
My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.
Taintmongler by Lairn September 29, 2010

taintopheliac 

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.
Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!
taintopheliac by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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