Taintoo 

A tattoo on the part of the body between the scrotum and the anus.

"Hey Brad! While you're down there, check out my taintoo."

Taintoo by Brian Freaking Jones April 5, 2008

taintoo 

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

taintoo by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

tainttoris 

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.

“ My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”

tainttoris by Nwolcott August 24, 2023

tainttoo 

A tattoo located on the taint (area between a man's balls and his anus)

I lifted the guys balls and he had a tainttoo that said "No Fear"

tainttoo by The Tink August 24, 2006

tantoo 

a temporary discoloration of skin like a tan line after tanning, normally done on purpose with and object shaped to what the person wanted. Most seen on teenage girls from tanning salons.

Sarah: Hey Rachel look i got a cute heart from tanfastics.
Rachel: Nice, i got my tantoo on my arm.

tantoo by Thomas Coleman January 19, 2007

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

Taintmongler by Lairn September 29, 2010

taintopheliac 

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.

Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!

taintopheliac by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009