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tainttoris 

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.
β€œ My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”
tainttoris by Nwolcott August 24, 2023
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A tattoo on the part of the body between the scrotum and the anus.
"Hey Brad! While you're down there, check out my taintoo."
a tattoo on the perineum
Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."
taintoo by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

taintotoma 

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"
Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at
taintotoma by iLLapino January 7, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026