tainttoo

A tattoo located on the taint (area between a man's balls and his anus)

I lifted the guys balls and he had a tainttoo that said "No Fear"

by The Tink August 24, 2006

tainttoris

A term often used to describe an extremely sexually inexperienced woman. A reference to her not even having basic knowledge of her own sexual anatomy, especially the elusive clitoris.

“ My god, she’s such a tainttoris ! She probably just starfishes it while the brute goes to town on her!”

by Nwolcott August 24, 2023

Taintoo

A tattoo on the part of the body between the scrotum and the anus.

"Hey Brad! While you're down there, check out my taintoo."

by Brian Freaking Jones April 5, 2008

taintoo

a tattoo on the perineum

Burt was totally hammered last night and Steve and Morty talked him into getting a taintoo that says "Keep Going."

by Decidedly So June 23, 2007

taintotoma

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"

Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at

by iLLapino January 7, 2011