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taintnoid 

The ancient ancestor of the peon, or insignificant person. A person that is in much conversation but never popular, instead the opposite they are the subject of snickery and negative conversation..
Tommy says to Jane " Did you see what Duross did the other day? He picked up a hitch-hiker and is letting him live in his closet." Jane replies "Is he making him pay rent?" Tommy says "Who cares the guys an taintnoid!"
taintnoid by Pulfinger December 7, 2013
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taintcord 

The taintcord is a thin line almost vien like skin that comes from the taint and parts a mans nut sack running all the way up the bottom of his cock.
I have a ingrown hair right on my taintcord.
taintcord by Josey Wells May 3, 2018

taintnibbler

n. More irritating than an asskisser, and not as useful as a cocksucker, a taintnibbler is about the lowest form of human life imaginable.
All Yankees fans are taintnibblers.

Taintnado 

A taint tornado. The awkward moment/sensation when you are using a public restroom and the high power toilet automatically flushes against your will
Greg was enjoying a leisurely dump in the bathroom at the mall when he was suddenly hit by a taintnado
Taintnado by kimmypie April 26, 2014
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