Taint Tickler

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Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.

I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.

Taint Tickler by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009

Words you can keep

Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

Taint Tickler by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

taint tickler

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.

I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.

taint tickler by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

twin turbo taint tickler

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler

I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler

twin turbo taint tickler by Ali Winehouse August 6, 2011

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil

al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers

chode blasting taint tickler by brody and carl April 8, 2008

texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

texas taint tickler by Jay Blain June 19, 2006

Tenneseee taint tickler

A sex position in which a toothpick is stuck down the tip of your penis and a marshmallow is stuck into the crevices of the girls Anal cavity during anal sex the goal is to stick the toothpick into the marshmallow and with drawl it from her ass hole

Yo jack kiselsa trying to go do the tenneseee taint tickler

Tenneseee taint tickler by Jackhasaids May 26, 2018

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026