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Tacoslap 

When your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.
Hey Preston do you want a taco man?

Preston: no

:Pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. Opens it. (Preferably softshell with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.
Tacoslap by hedonedidit January 11, 2011
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Taco Slap 

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.
Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!
Taco Slap by kaalbe June 11, 2011

Taco Slap 

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.
"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "
Taco Slap by Kyoei June 12, 2012

Taco Slap 

to slap someone's burrito looking ass
dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw
Taco Slap by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

Tacoclapping 

Most commonly used as a verb to describe a person that claps their thighs together after shitting their pants.
"Tina was tacoclapping at a party one day, it was a really messy sight."
Tacoclapping by Crabloop December 27, 2014

Tacoslam 

When a vulva hits you in the face unexpectedly.
Brett Newski was sleeping on the couch and Junie's dog tacoslammed him in the face!
Tacoslam by Charbog February 16, 2020
When a guy gets head from his partner and when his is ready to cum he pulls out and cums in his hand. Then he takes his hand full of cum and slaps his partner on the face and gives them a forehead kiss.
This girl wasn't expecting her first facial to be a TakoSlap.
TakoSlap by Cancer-sama May 27, 2022
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