Tacoslap

When your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.

Hey Preston do you want a taco man?

Preston: no

:Pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. Opens it. (Preferably softshell with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.

by hedonedidit January 11, 2011

Taco Slap

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.

Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!

by kaalbe June 11, 2011

Taco Slap

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "

by Kyoei June 12, 2012

Taco Slap

to slap someone's burrito looking ass

dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw

by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

Tacoclapping

Most commonly used as a verb to describe a person that claps their thighs together after shitting their pants.

"Tina was tacoclapping at a party one day, it was a really messy sight."

by Crabloop December 27, 2014

Tacoslam

When a vulva hits you in the face unexpectedly.

Brett Newski was sleeping on the couch and Junie's dog tacoslammed him in the face!

by Charbog February 16, 2020

TakoSlap

When a guy gets head from his partner and when his is ready to cum he pulls out and cums in his hand. Then he takes his hand full of cum and slaps his partner on the face and gives them a forehead kiss.

This girl wasn't expecting her first facial to be a TakoSlap.

by Cancer-sama May 27, 2022