Tacoslam

When a vulva hits you in the face unexpectedly.

Brett Newski was sleeping on the couch and Junie's dog tacoslammed him in the face!

by Charbog February 16, 2020

Tacoslap

When your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.

Hey Preston do you want a taco man?

Preston: no

:Pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. Opens it. (Preferably softshell with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.

by hedonedidit January 11, 2011

Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.

Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.

by MrTrippe June 15, 2012

tacosam

One who beats their meat while lapping the juices from a dogs vagina.

oh man check out that tacosam!

by Chavmeister January 6, 2009