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bearded taco 

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
bearded taco by T. J. October 30, 2003

bearded taco 

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

bearded taco 

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman
Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.
bearded taco by Kyle The Stud August 8, 2006

bearded taco 

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.
Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der
bearded taco by Lakesha October 9, 2006

bearded taco 

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes
i ate a bearded taco last night
bearded taco by j r lang January 13, 2008

Bearded Fish Taco

A really hairy, often smelly vagina.
Nancy had never trimmed her cooch and when she didn't shower for like 4 days, what resulted could only be described as Bearded Fish Taco
Bearded Fish Taco by ESKIMOBRO June 23, 2008
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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