Definitions by CaptainJabbin

Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

Taco beard by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021

Pandemically permitting 

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

Pandemically permitting by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

man-baleen 

A mustache. Just like baleen whales use hairs to trap food, man-baleen can also be used for that purpose. See soup strainer

That guy grows a great strip of man-baleen.

man-baleen by CaptainJabbin May 12, 2018

comommentary 

Constant Mom commentary. When Mom continuously comments about a TV show and totally prevents enjoying the show.

I was really enjoying SNL but the comommentary from Mom made it unwatchable around her.

comommentary by CaptainJabbin April 15, 2017

tater toture 

When you can see or smell tater tots but can't eat one.

Jim sent me a picture of his tater tots for breakfast. It was pure tater toture because I couldn't have a tot.

tater toture by CaptainJabbin November 18, 2016

dick me up 

When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar

Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.

dick me up by CaptainJabbin January 25, 2016