Struttin' a beard that is longer than a lumberjack, but shorter than Santa.
Basically a beard someone chillin' with the Taliban might sport. Especially true if the person is thin or wears loose clothing, or owns a camel, or an RPG.
The employee at Mexican fast-food places (Taco Bell, Red Burrito, etc.) that works 8-hour shifts bending corn tortillas into a taco shape. It is one of the lowest positions available. This job does not pay well.
Not to be confused with a taco bender, which is inviting a bunch of friends over, doing way too many tacos, and waking up with a raging taco hangover.
Tim: "I got that job over at Jack-in-the-Box I was talking about!"
Jim: "Seriously?"
Tim: "Yeah, I nailed the interview! I start tomorrow."
Jim: "What position is it? Assistant Manager? Human Resources guy?"
Tim: "Tacobender!"
Jim: ಠ_ಠ
The act of giving or receiving head at any restaurant with the word "taco" in its name. This incudes the parking lot and/or bathroom of said restaurant.