j r lang's definitions

bearded taco

a hairy pussy unshaved pubes

i ate a bearded taco last night

by j r lang January 13, 2008

bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

by j r lang January 13, 2008

lookit

also commonly used in parts of Michigan not uneducated people at all, a grouping of words in a sentence a collocation,

1.lookit here let me explain it to you.
2.lookit that fine chick

by j r lang January 13, 2008

HoDeDo

collocation for hold the door used by mostly uneducated dopes that neva lernt to talk or were lax in speech classes.

hodedo mafuka yo slam dat my face.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,

I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

urinate

make, make water, pass water, pee, pee-pee, piddle, piss, puddle, relieve oneself, spend a penny, take a leak, wee, wee-wee

stop the car i have to urinate you know milk the snake

by j r lang January 13, 2008