Tacking off

masturbation through your nipples or your man boobs while doing it with someone already at the same time.

guy1: Bro you know what i did last night?
guy2: What?
guy1: I was tacking off.
guy2: with who?
guy1: Your mom bitch!
guy2. Fuck...

by FatalB0n3r June 16, 2011

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

Cat Taking off Glasses

What you see right to the next definition.

Cat taking off glasses idfk how to use it in a sentence

by georgeandsavvas9 May 29, 2022

Taking Off Skates

Adjective used to describe a pleasurable feeling such as that which comes when hot, inflexible, jabbing skates (roller or ice) are removed after being worn for such a long time that you forget how uncomfortable they really are. Can also be used to describe something that just feels good, absent the removal of pain.

Ah man, after sitting on that terrible wooden chair all day, this sofa is like taking off skates.

by CoolGuyRandall July 7, 2009

twacking off

when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine

i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum

by man in yellow hat October 15, 2009

taking off

To brag about ones self for an extended amount of time, usually while others encourages in jest.

That guy just kept on talking about how good he could play ball; we just let him take off.

by Snub November 24, 2004

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023