Tablesist
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Tablesist by Worstplayever October 6, 2021
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Tableism
Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.
Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...
Tableism by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021
tablessarium
The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.
tablessarium by Brian C. and Joe H. March 31, 2008
Tableitis
The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.
The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.
The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.