Tableism

Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.

Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Tableism

Favorited table

“Everyone on that side of the table is tableism

by “Table” “tableism” September 9, 2021

Taleism

Taleism is an ideology mainly designed by its namesake and developer, Amir Mahdi Talei. It's based on three pillars: Optimalism, Discipline, and Adaptability. Talei's economic doctrine is commonly known as Taleonomics.

Yeah, I'm a follower of Taleism. How did you know?
-says someone with a sharp jaw, tight abs, and no flaws

by United World March 26, 2024