tabletitis

When one is addicted to their tablet

My son has tabletitis

tabletitis by Alleyg8r February 3, 2018

Tableitis 

The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.

The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis victims can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis by CAJ565 July 5, 2010

tableauitis 

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.

Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?

tableauitis by matty-ice June 6, 2017

Tabletwrist 

An injury or minor discomfort in the wrist sustained by using a tablet device, such as an iPad. Minor discomfort may even be noticeable after using a tablet device for the first time, or when using a tablet after long periods of infrequent use.

Having not used a tablet in quite a while, he was surprised to notice a troubling pain in his hand. He immediately recognized it as tabletwrist, even though he had only been on the device for a few minutes that day.

Tabletwrist by where_is_mymind January 1, 2020

tabletation 

when your tablet runs out of battery and you charge it but it takes too long so you become a secret agent and take out random people to pass the time

im going to do some tabletation

tabletation by removeads July 8, 2023