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TWYS stands for Think While You Suck (My Dick).

Used when someone needs to reconsider or reflect on a stupid question they've just asked.

"TWYS" is used when you can't be pained to answer the question, so you respond with it to make the asker shut up and use their brain.
Zoey: Why does everyone hate me? D:

Bill: TWYS
TWYS by MemeRuiner July 26, 2009
Words you can keep
acronym for "That's what you said". usually used when TWSS or "That's what she said" as a retaliation.
Person 1 "son, this shit is gon be huge"

Person 2 "TWSS"

Person 1"TWYS"
Twys by Thaa Real McFly July 6, 2010
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An abbreviation of "talk with you soon" that can be used as an informal sign-off in a letter, instant message or email
Joe - here is the information you requested below. twys, John.
twys by Ian Duncan November 3, 2007

Twysface 

A person who is an avid user of all three main social networks including Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.
I have done nothing but Twysface online all day today.
Twysface by TeronTheDon April 21, 2009

twystery 

A twisted mystery, in a novel or movie.
Man we saw that knives out movie tonight, what a twystery that was! Never saw it coming!
twystery by Harryboy08 December 7, 2019
Guy 1: "Dude did you read that tweet from Miley Cyrus last night?"
Guy 2: "No. What did it say"
Guy 1: "She told everyone that she had the swine flu!"
Guy 2: "Boy, I bet that caused some twysteria"
Twysteria by SpencerN. April 29, 2009
Pronounced: twi sta
It means totally wrong you should try again
Sarah: does 5×7=4?
Bill: Twysta
Twysta by Funnywords317 May 17, 2018
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