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Wankmongering Twatfish 

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh
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twatfish 

A twat, that smells like fish.

Often used as an offensive term or insult. Meaning as an annoying individual.
Ex.1.

"How was Jessica last night?"
"Not good, man. Twatfish."
"Ugh!"
Ex. 2.

"Man, Kadie is so bitchy lately."
"I know right, total twatfish."
twatfish by inmylifetime September 13, 2011
Acronym: Thats What the Fuck I'm Talking About!

1. A phrase used when you are excited in agreement with someone elses statement.

2. A saying that can also be used as a replacement for "I told you so..."

3. A common phrase used by Annunziata "one pimp motherfucker."
Girl: "I like fat, buck toothed guys."
Guy: "TWTFITA!"

Girl: "Lets get some sushi & wine!"
Guy:"TWTFITA!"
TWTFITA by Sleeping Dragon April 17, 2011
Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.

"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"

4. titfish: noun

Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.

5. titfish: noun

Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.

6. titfish: noun

A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.

7. titfishing: verb

i. The act or practice of being a titfish.

ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in

some way.

iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:

Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.

Titfish titfish other titfish.
titfish by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012

twatfish 

sperm, semen, the guys, seeds, man milk.
joe: hey man you can have sloppy seconds if you want..

mike: hell no i dont want anyones twatfish on my member
twatfish by the deviant December 13, 2003
Someone who looks heavily tattooed, either by the way theyre posing online, or if wearing longsleeves. Come to find out its just their face and or neck and or hands that are tatted. (Usually cheap tattoos)
John - “Wow this girl on tik tok is cute! Plus shes tatted af!”

Mark - “Nah dude I seen her in real, she looks tatted by what shes showing online but she actually has no tattoos on her arm idk why

John - “oh ok, maybe shes broke but wants to look cool”

Mark - “thats exactly it, shes a tatfish!”
tatfish by BanTikTokForever September 9, 2022