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Addendum to definition No.2: A titfish may be enamored with their own tits, as well as the tits of others.

"Anonymous Girl has the biggest rack, and is a total titfish! She loves her boobs even more than I do, and I'm Titfish McGee!"

4. titfish: noun

Mermaid, especially with large attractive tits.

5. titfish: noun

Any fish that has tits. Can be due to a mutation; tit-shaped tumors, growths, warts, etc; or some guy who took the time to craft a pair of tits that could be strapped to a fish and did so.

6. titfish: noun

A woman in any type of swimming/aquatic equipment, especially with large, attractive tits.

7. titfishing: verb

i. The act or practice of being a titfish.

ii. Actively searching for tits that one may ogle/adore in

some way.

iii. Also ogling those same tits.
Using multiple definitions:

Two titfish, Titfish McGee and his partner, Governor Titfish, went to Titfish Lagoon to titfish the lovely titfish in their skin-tight scuba suits, witness the titfish produced by the nearby gene-altering toxic waste factory, and perhaps even catch a glimpse of the legendary and mythological titfish.

Titfish titfish other titfish.
titfish by iknownothing123456789 February 7, 2012
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titfight 

A contest or fight involving womens breasts. There are several variations including Hands On, No Hands, and Titboxing. In Hands on, the women place their hands on their opponents breasts and squeeze until one submits. In no hands, the women use only their tits to fight, either bumping breasts, simply mashing together, or bearhugging until one submits. Titboxing is a variant of no hands except that there is no use of the arms at all either for leverage or bearhugging.
Two women are interested in determining which has the best breasts. They decide to determine which is the best with a no hands titfight. They battle until one or the other submits and admits her opponent has the best chest.
titfight by ljack66 April 10, 2008
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Something that is largley bias towards the female breasts.

Can also discribe someones poor behaviour when acting like a prat.
Do you like this music vid Gemma?
Yes I do Adam, its rather tittish, Boom!

"Ah man, James is very drunk tonight and its acting totaly tittish"
Tittish by twinkle k May 22, 2009
An object, person, or thing that is nearly equivalent to the magnitude of being tits.

Yet, not quite.
Patsy: did u see that rollercoaster the other day?

Chauncey: yeah it flew off the tracks but i didn't see the rest of the news report

Patsy: yeah it flew into your house

Chauncey: that's titsish
titsish by Daxattax March 9, 2008
Someone who has a thirst for success in their life. They are most likely to be successful and are into music, art and self-loving.

They are prone to getting very emotional. They usually are very pretty and popular.
Bro, yesterday i just pulled a titisha in my NEET rank.
titisha by Goddloverr69 November 25, 2021
Someone who looks heavily tattooed, either by the way theyre posing online, or if wearing longsleeves. Come to find out its just their face and or neck and or hands that are tatted. (Usually cheap tattoos)
John - “Wow this girl on tik tok is cute! Plus shes tatted af!”

Mark - “Nah dude I seen her in real, she looks tatted by what shes showing online but she actually has no tattoos on her arm idk why”

John - “oh ok, maybe shes broke but wants to look cool”

Mark - “thats exactly it, shes a tatfish!”
tatfish by BanTikTokForever September 9, 2022
(Noun): Someone who appears to be covered in tattoos, but is in fact, not. A classic tatfish tattoos only their hands and wrists, neck and chest to give the appearance of being covered head to toe in ink.
(Noun): the tattoo version of a classic catfish; tattoo poser
"Damn look at that badass inked babe! I wonder what the rest looks like."
"Careful man, that girl is a total tatfish. What you see is all she got."
Tatfish by LUCIPHURR June 26, 2018
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