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Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.
sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
twoh by Keael July 15, 2006
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Twoh is pain
Player A: I wanna get twoh
Twoh user: A
TWOH by ThatRandomDudeRatio December 6, 2021

YBA TWOH 

Yba twoh is a stand in yba its very trash and f tier and very easy to get u should roka it even scr beats it and scr is bad too
YBA TWOH by froosatwin2 December 5, 2021
"TwoHoles" simply means to have 2 assholes. Having an ingrown ass hair causes the opening of the second hole. The first person on record to have "TwoHoles" is Rino who is now called TwoHoles. People who have "TwoHoles" are usually known to be useless so watch out!
Shooter McGavin: hey you see that kid with TwoHoles over there?
Chris: Oh yeah I see him, isn't that Rino?
Shooter McGavin: Yeah that TwoHoled bastard is pretty useless.
Chris: You said it!
TwoHoles by Hole-Killa July 28, 2008

tawni twohands 

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.
On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.
the word that aj claims isnt a fucking word
“I haven’t said twohkie since April! It’s a great word!”
AJ: “THATS NOT A WORD”
twohkie by JIDDO October 15, 2019

twohundrofied 

When you get absolutely 200 pumped in the face
The word twohundrofied can be defined as “ bro you just got two hundred pumped” .
twohundrofied by twohundrofied September 14, 2020
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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