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Abbreviation for "Typing With One Hand". One hand is used for typing, the other for... pleasing. Can be a form of flattery in chatrooms.
sexbot6969: hey bby
lonelyguy822: ur pic is SOO HAWT !!TWOH!!
sexbot6969: Hi! Check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ... I did...
sexbot6969: You're cute! Hey, check out my pic!
lonelyguy822: ugh-- what's wrong with you??
sexbot6969: Hi! IM me! 18/F/Cal
lonelyguy822: Tell your programmer he is an ass.
sexbot6969: You like my hawt ass? You can see it in my pic!
twoh by Keael July 15, 2006
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Twoh is pain
Player A: I wanna get twoh
Twoh user: A
TWOH by ThatRandomDudeRatio December 6, 2021

YBA TWOH 

Yba twoh is a stand in yba its very trash and f tier and very easy to get u should roka it even scr beats it and scr is bad too
YBA TWOH by froosatwin2 December 5, 2021
"TwoHoles" simply means to have 2 assholes. Having an ingrown ass hair causes the opening of the second hole. The first person on record to have "TwoHoles" is Rino who is now called TwoHoles. People who have "TwoHoles" are usually known to be useless so watch out!
Shooter McGavin: hey you see that kid with TwoHoles over there?
Chris: Oh yeah I see him, isn't that Rino?
Shooter McGavin: Yeah that TwoHoled bastard is pretty useless.
Chris: You said it!
TwoHoles by Hole-Killa July 28, 2008

tawni twohands 

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.
On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.
the word that aj claims isnt a fucking word
“I haven’t said twohkie since April! It’s a great word!”
AJ: “THATS NOT A WORD”
twohkie by JIDDO October 15, 2019

twohundrofied 

When you get absolutely 200 pumped in the face
The word twohundrofied can be defined as “ bro you just got two hundred pumped” .
twohundrofied by twohundrofied September 14, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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