twohkie

the word that aj claims isnt a fucking word

“I haven’t said twohkie since April! It’s a great word!”
AJ: “THATS NOT A WORD”

by JIDDO October 15, 2019

Twonkie

A ripoff of the delicious snack made of 60% air. Twonkies cost less and are usually purchased by low income households.

"I admit it, that was no twinkie....
my mother buys twonkies!"
(goes off into a corner to cry)

by Mightyted June 8, 2003

Twonkie

A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.

"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"

by Twonks September 10, 2014

twoskies

When you finished smoking a bowl and you decide that you should smoke another. You call for twoskies.

"I gotta go back for twoskies."

by Billybongthorten August 22, 2007

twonkie

an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.

damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies

by n.bishop November 18, 2006

Twook / Twookie

An alternative to saying bro, homie, dog or tweat.

Over Messages
1: “What the move is tn twook?”
2: “Idk twook who all over there?”
1: “Just me but we can find sum moves.”

In Person
1: “What up twook?”
2: “Nothing much twookie, im tryna get some shorties over here.”

( Twook / Twookie is only used in a singular sense )

by ur down bad fr this time February 12, 2022

Twonkie

one who gets wordtwonked/word

it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is

by scaredyants September 29, 2003