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"Thank God For Us"
When your crew is so fucking good that there is nothing left to do except to thank god. No mortal could have ever assembled such talent.
John: That party we threw last night was sick. No one will ever forget that shit. We rule.
Joel: TGFU

Dave: "Man, that fucking video is exactly what we needed to tell that jabrone the deal"
Alex: "TGFU"
Dave: Damn right Brother.

Bill: Shit, Don killed the brief this morning. Now everyone agrees with us. TGFU.
Joel: Yeah man, TGFU and for Don too. Forever and ever.
Bill: Amen.
TGFU by PAORhetoric April 16, 2017
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twifusion 

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..
I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.
twifusion by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010
A twifuck is a term that refers to the obsessed bitches that cant stop talking about twilight. Despite the fact that the book lacks any real character development or definition.
"Hey, guess what, i just posted my new twilight remix on youtube!"

"holy shit? really? is it that edward cullins porno you posted lastweek?"

"uhhhhhh. no this one is the scene wher edward is sitting outside her house and he is SPARKLING."

"Cool!, go tell someone who gives a shit, twifuck."
twifuck by twitterbud5566 April 1, 2009
Time To Get Fucked Up

verb - the act of getting so wasted you don't remember anything.

noun - being very wasted
"Goodbye fall semester, hello winter break... TTGFU!"
TTGFU by mrRealismROC December 15, 2011

Twigfucked 

A gay male who is known to be fucked up in some way and it would destroy you socially if you were associated with them in any way. The term originated with a guy who was known to enjoy being tied to a tree and fucked by a twig. Shortened versions include: twig/twiggy.
Don't go near Elliot, he's totally twigfucked

He's such a twiggy it's unreal
Twigfucked by TwinkyElliot&TwinkyDan December 29, 2018