twofur

Two for one. Two for one deal. Two for the price of one. Killing two birds with one stone.

I contacted the story teller and he will be coming on Tuesday for the office meeting. He also wants to come on Wednesday for an open invitation story hour in addition to Tuesday. We got a twofur.

by JennyAnyDots1313 December 14, 2011

twofur

The act of snorting 2 oxycodone 30mg pills in one line

Im finna snort this twofur to get pifted my nigga!

by Honkydorie December 5, 2018

Tofurkey

When a person bowls 3 spares in a row in a bowling game. It's kind of like getting Turkey in bowling, but not as good. Similar to how Tofurkey is kind of like eating a Turkey, but not as good.

Guy 1: "Yo dude check it out!"
Guy 2: "Check what out? You only got a spare"
Guy1: "Yeah but that's 3 in a row, I got a Tofurkey"
Guy2: "Yeah well do it with strikes, than that'll be something to brag about"

by Some Good September 24, 2011

tofurkey

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.

johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.

by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005

tofurducken

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...

I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.

by Swintronix April 29, 2010

Twourette's syndrome

Repeatedly and incessantly using salty language on Twitter, either by dint of a habit that one is not aware of or doing so intentionally as a means to some end.

Constant use of the same catchphrase (i.e. 'Shit on a biscuit') or discussion of the same topic ad infinitum can also be considered sign(s) of Twourette's.

He says 'fuck' in literally every second or third tweet. He must have Twourette's syndrome.

by shit on a biscuit April 12, 2009

twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003