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Turtleman 

Is the best super hero of them all, he's the true Mr. Steal your girl. He's know to be very cuddly and loves lip biting kissed. But his hugs are the best thing about him. No one can give a better hug than the turtleman
Girl: "Awww you're such a turtleman!"
Boy: *gives hug*
Turtleman by badass#7 February 24, 2015
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TURTLEMAN 

The greatest discord mod in the world
TurtleMan is the best
TURTLEMAN by Ttmmttmm December 3, 2020

Turtleman's Corner 

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.
"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell
That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.
turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.
I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.
turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

Turtleaddison 

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.
Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.
Turtleaddison by beomchars October 3, 2021

Turtle Man 

A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!

Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Did you see the Turtle Man get bit by that huge snapper?
Turtle Man by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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