Turtlehank

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Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

Turtlehank by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

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turtlepants2

The world's best roblox player

he joined in 2016

turtlepants2 is the best roblox player.

turtlepants2 by Tur4le July 2, 2021

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Turtleman's Corner

A private discord server where everyone is banned at least once.

"Yo man, I got banned from Turtleman's Corner for the first time!"

"Nice!"

Turtleman's Corner by TurtlemanThe1st March 11, 2020

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turtleback bag

When a child's bookbag is so full that his\her bag ends up acting like a turtle's shell causing slouching and slow movement.

Billy Jean:Boy Diana sure has a full backpack
Smooth criminal:Yea poor Diana has a turtleback bag

turtleback bag by LEOGEO October 16, 2009

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turtlesnaking

1) verb (colon) the inability to fully expel feces from a rectum due to hydrophobia or other natural/unnatural causes. This differs from constipation as said defication has partially left the anus prior to returning to it's shell

Sorry that I missed church: The chalupa I ate last night, in combination with the multitude of India pale ales already churning in my stomach, unfortunately left me turtlesnaking on the toilet for far too long to make it.

turtlesnaking by Doubleoh8.5 September 12, 2016

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turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

turtlebackin by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

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turtlemania

When someone really likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and talks about it often. People like this often "kin" one or a few or maybe all of the turtles.

"I rewatched 2018 TMNT for the seventh time this year, probably because I've got turtlemania."

turtlemania by VeeTheBean September 29, 2023

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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