turtlecunt

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

by Power Queef August 23, 2018

Turtlecunt

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

by Sweiss July 12, 2007

turtlepants2

The world's best roblox player

he joined in 2016

turtlepants2 is the best roblox player.

by Tur4le July 2, 2021

Turtlepantsing

When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.

I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.

by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

tumblecunt

A term used to substitute insults such as dickhead or asshole.

Quit being such a tumblecunt and answer me!

by Justtrickky May 17, 2016

TurtleBunny

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

by turtlebunny September 19, 2009