When an individual loses their pants at a party and is forced to wear an upsideown turtleneck as pants. A turtleneck is the only appropriate shirt to be worn as pants as the neck will hide your genitals.

I woke up in his bed and I couldn't find my pants. I had to run 3 blocks to my car while I was turtlepantsing.

Turtlepantsing by onesexysquirrel January 24, 2011

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tumblecunt

A term used to substitute insults such as dickhead or asshole.

Quit being such a tumblecunt and answer me!

tumblecunt by Justtrickky May 17, 2016

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TurtleBunny

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

TurtleBunny by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

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turtlebunny

referring to but not limited to the blending or blurring of such ways of framing reality that does nothing but pigeonhole the vision and thoughts of normally interesting and good willed people

Dude, don't go all turtlebunny on me, ok.

turtlebunny by turtlebunny September 19, 2009

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