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tsim fukis 

A mentally unstable child who is the longest person to ever live with progeria. His real name is Justin Tsimbus, his nickames are tsim fukis, chicken little, and Turdis. Go watch Justin (tsim Fukis) by searching "tsim gay Eminem rap"
tsim fukis by Sully the god May 30, 2017

Tsimafei 

The name Tsimafei originated in Europe. Tsimafei is a verry common name in Russia and Belarus. A person with the name Tsimafei is typically addicted to vodka. They may have the tendancy to do very dumb things. They have a brain the size of a golfball. If you meet a Tsimafei, you will not understand how a person can be so tall, but so dumb. Some people mistake Tsimafei for the twin towers because he is so tall and is always falling down. This may be due to all the vodka. Being around Tsimafei is never boring but can be dangerous. He might step on you if he is not paying attention. If you meet a Tsimafei, Look out!
"Hey look Tsimafei is coming and he's wasted like usual."
"OOOOHHH look Tsimafei just stepped on that kid."
"BROOOO Tsimafei is plastered"
"Tsimafei is flushed!!"
"Tsimafei just passed out, I think he's dead"
"Tsimafei is TANKED"
"Tsimafei! Get off the roof"
Tsimafei by deshawn deshae June 7, 2019

Potami Tsimento 

Also known as Thanos , Mr Potat , Potami. A greek dude from Thessaloniki , very attractive , extremely intelligent , large cocked and fully prepared for every encounter possible. He is the organiser of an annual event named “Potami Tsimento’s Annual Event” which takes place in different location each year.
Didn’t you hear? Potami Tsimento personally invited me to his event! I’m so lucky
Person 1: "I built a cool robot"
Person 2: TSIMFD
tsimfd by auschase October 12, 2020

tsimpouki 

Blow job in Greek. Same as pipa
Pare mou ena tsimpouki koukla mou!
tsimpouki by Hooly Wooly October 6, 2004

tsimpoukolevies

The ponytail a woman does before giving oral sex
She made her hair to a tsimpoukolevies before she got on her knees
tsimpoukolevies by _Vata_ August 14, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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