Tsimafei

The name Tsimafei originated in Europe. Tsimafei is a verry common name in Russia and Belarus. A person with the name Tsimafei is typically addicted to vodka. They may have the tendancy to do very dumb things. They have a brain the size of a golfball. If you meet a Tsimafei, you will not understand how a person can be so tall, but so dumb. Some people mistake Tsimafei for the twin towers because he is so tall and is always falling down. This may be due to all the vodka. Being around Tsimafei is never boring but can be dangerous. He might step on you if he is not paying attention. If you meet a Tsimafei, Look out!

"Hey look Tsimafei is coming and he's wasted like usual."
"OOOOHHH look Tsimafei just stepped on that kid."
"BROOOO Tsimafei is plastered"
"Tsimafei is flushed!!"
"Tsimafei just passed out, I think he's dead"
"Tsimafei is TANKED"
"Tsimafei! Get off the roof"

Tsimafei by deshawn deshae June 7, 2019

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