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Tsimfuckis

The Youtube user tsimfuckis who can be caught frequently defending his ghetto lifestyle and posting his covers of well known rap songs online. There is also some controversy regarding a potential penis on his stomach. Shortly after his videos were discovered, his Youtube account was closed. The only explanation for this revealed so far is that he has committed suicide. However this came from /b/ and can therefore be disregarded.
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Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis) 

Tsimfuckis was an early youtuber, back in 2009, who became popular for his covers of rap songs. He suffers with Progeria, a condition that makes you age rapidly, and his unusual appearance alongside his kick-ass, no-bull attitude won him fans online. His youtube channel was closed down and for years afterwards people assumed he had died, as the average life expectancy of a person with Progeria is only 13 years. Rumours spread from /b/ that he had committed suicide, but this was not true.

He can still be found on instagram, where he posted about his life and interests, including music and a large funko pop collection- however, he stopped posting in May 2022 shortly after his 29th birthday, a huge milestone. His condition now is unknown.
"hey... you remember Tsimfuckis (Justin Tsimbidis)? What's he up to these days?"
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026