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Twenty-something (or thirty-something) I'd like to fuck.
"Jessica looked hot at her college graduation. She's a TSILF."
TSILF by yes juanito yes June 27, 2014
Words you can keep
that snail is fast
WOAHHH TSIFFF
TSIF by prevailthebride January 5, 2021
Related Words
TSILF tilf TSIF tailfeather thilf trilf tailfins Toilforth Tsil Tsilavina
That snail is fast
WOAH TSIF
TSIF by ExpiredJuulPod September 21, 2020
they/them I'd like to f*ck

derivates from the words "milf" and "dilf" but refers to those that prefer gender-neutral pronouns and/or terms, that possibly identify as nonbinary/trans.
A: They are so hot...
B: yeah Taehyung is a thilf
Thilf by catenbi September 14, 2020
tailfin can have two meanings: either the inner labia of a woman extending (too) far outwards or simply a gay man from Finland (tail Fin).
example: "man, she has such a sexy body but when she bent forward, I suddenly saw her huge tailfins hanging down like giant rhubarb leaves and I got frightened that these things might have teeth and eat up my dick"

another example:

Eric: Where´s this guy from? He´s talking like some kinda alien.

Zac: "He´s from Finland".
Eric: "He seems a little gay to me"
Zac: "Yeah man, he´s a real tail Fin (tailfin) if you know what I mean..."
tailfin by Pope on Dope April 11, 2015
Teen I'd Like To Fuck Anally
Shit! Bro look at that the ass on her. Shes a Tilfa.
Tilfa by TILFMAN May 19, 2010
That Snail Is Fast

Reference to the popular animated movie turbo, where a snail is sucked in to a car engine where he gets powers of super speed and uses them to win against some guy that likes to run over snails with his car.
WOAH!”
“TSIF!”
“WHAT?”
ARE YOU SEEING THIS!?”
TSIF by Bxrlinn December 3, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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