TPH

A measurement acronym standing for "texts per hour".
This unit measures the response rate in how fast a texter responds to a text; could imply interest in source party or lack of doing anything.

Kalila has the highest TPH rate in the world, I'll send her a text and have a response less than 5 seconds later.

by Braddddddddddddddddddx1000 July 26, 2010

TPH

Anacronym for Trailer Park Ho

Dude there is a ton of TPH's here.

by Markus October 30, 2003

TPH

"Tiny Pink Hole" as would be had by a light skinned Caucasian person.

I was banging TPH yesterday during the Superbowl. My team won for sure!

by Gamrican September 22, 2016

tph

1. Toilet Paper Hater
2. The Purple Haze
3. Timothy Peter Harrington
4. Add More.

Damn, tph is a dumbass

by caraka October 12, 2004