tph

1. Toilet Paper Hater
2. The Purple Haze
3. Timothy Peter Harrington
4. Add More.

Damn, tph is a dumbass

by caraka October 12, 2004

TPH

A measurement acronym standing for "texts per hour".
This unit measures the response rate in how fast a texter responds to a text; could imply interest in source party or lack of doing anything.

Kalila has the highest TPH rate in the world, I'll send her a text and have a response less than 5 seconds later.

by Braddddddddddddddddddx1000 July 26, 2010

TPH

Anacronym for Trailer Park Ho

Dude there is a ton of TPH's here.

by Markus October 31, 2003

TPH

"Tiny Pink Hole" as would be had by a light skinned Caucasian person.

I was banging TPH yesterday during the Superbowl. My team won for sure!

by Gamrican February 09, 2016