TOTRU 

Expression of sympathy or request for sympathy. An acronym for, "Too Overwhelmed To Read Update."

Used in when apologizing for not having read an email that likely answers the question that one is about to ask. Alternatively, it may be used to help explain why al liked or respected colleague expresses surprising ignorance.

Depending on inflection and context, its meaning can shift slightly in meaning.
* Too Overworked To Read Update

* Too Overscheduled To Read Update

I don't know -- TOTRU.

Michael is just TOTRU, so don't wait for him.

TOTRU by ceolaf2 October 7, 2021

Torture Ball 

The Sun.

I really didn’t want to go out until night.I can’t stand the Torture Ball.

Torture Ball by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Torture Dance 

The single-handed best dance in the history of za warudo

(Comes from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure)

Narancia: Now that we caught the enemy lets do the torture dance!
Mista and Fugo: YEAH
*PROCEEDS TO DO DANCE*
Zucchero: God please save me

Torture Dance by Sumoman435 October 6, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

My doctor performed cock and ball torture on me to test my genital resilience.

Cock and Ball Torture by Thicc Pricc Dicc May 21, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.

Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.

Cock and Ball Torture by Jimmy N. Nuetron June 9, 2019

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

Squidward torture porn by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013

Cock And Ball Torture inator 

The Cock And Ball Torture Inator was an invention created by Heinz Doofenshmirtz and was used on his arch nemesis Perry The Platypus

Ah yes Perry The Platypus it’s time to unveil my cock And Ball Torture inator!

Cock And Ball Torture inator by lilsavage81401 September 2, 2019