Totp

Totp
Talk On The Phone

"Wanna totp?"

Totp by Stonecoldlexi August 13, 2017

TOTP

Top Of The Page.

Used primarily in forums, especially ones with long winded pages and many regular members.

Posts that end in 01 eg. 101, 301, 1001... should be capitalised upon and have "TOTP" written. Thus informing other members that you are on the ball and your post's position has the leverage to steer the thread's discussion topic.

POST #301 Alex
"Wahey TOTP!"

POST #302 Crusty
"Ahh man, you always get Top of the page"

POST #303 Sammy
"I know he does, but I've had more TOTPs."

TOTP by ArchedRoof April 1, 2009

TOTP

Abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient TV show shown on the BBC on friday afternoons. For many years, it used to have the guitar intro to Led Zeppelin's "whole lotta love".

TOTP is the world's oldest music tv show. Meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.

TOTP by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

TOTP

Too Offensive To Post; when you have an idea of what to post or write about but realize that it’s too offensive to post without getting traced

I was gonna post this one def on UD but I realized that it was TOTP

TOTP by Dubiks May 25, 2019

TOTP

TOTP stands for the Temple Ov Tommy Parky, it is a splinter faction of the UTTP. It's a splinter that is Satanic in nature like a nexion of the Order of Nine Angles such as 764.

TOTP did a collab with the KKTK and the GJTP.

TOTP by ThomasBloxia June 28, 2025

TOTPD 

Top Of The Post Dance. Posted by a rather giddy user at the top of a thread on a message board when a new page has been reached. Usually in an edited post.

EDIT:
Yay, second page! *TOTPD!*

TOTPD by sunmarsh August 2, 2007

totpole

a grade-a mehas, aka brightgolder or m-dash

I dug up some real dirt on that ToTpole... check his itch.io

totpole by maximosoxxxx March 17, 2020