topes
topes by Philbertos April 5, 2008
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Topes
Topes by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010
topes
1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big
esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.
2. Titties, can be small or big
esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.
topes by JimbAround July 3, 2005
Chimpy Toes
Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020
ten toes down
ten toes down by Wassup870 January 22, 2022
topelo
A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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