Tapestrophile 

Someone who is into having sex with rugs

Ian is a fucking tapestrophile. My rug needs therapy for what he did to it.

Tapestrophile by Damn that was a steezy ass kic October 29, 2020

Tapestrophile 

Someone who has sex with rugs.

Ian had sex with my rug and now my rug needs therapy for what he did to him. He is such a tapestrophile and scum of the earth.

Tapestrophile by Damn that was a steezy ass kic October 29, 2020