Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*

taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018

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taysexual

A person who is straight but gay for Taylor Swift

I didn't know I was taysexual until I saw her live in reputation stadium tour.

taysexual by cansuu May 20, 2020

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Zoesexual

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur

Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*

Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

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Taesexual

Adjective:to be attracted to only Kim Taehyung.(BTS)

Hi look at these namtidies ,aren't they attractive
"No sorry um taesexual"

Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021

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Treysexual

A person who is sexually active with men, women, & animals. Typically caught doing lewd, barbaric, sexual acts without remorse.

Guy 1: "What the hell? You see that dude in the bushes getting it on with that gay dude, homeless chick, and the alley cat?!?"

Guy2: "Yeah, he is there every Thursday. Defiantly a Treysexual."

Treysexual by getp1ssed22 June 18, 2012

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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