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Someone who is jacked and tan.
Wow that kid is mad topes.
topes by Philbertos April 5, 2008
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Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".
As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."
topes by Cozza999 June 22, 2009
A mix between Totally and Dope.
Friend: That backflip was Topes!
Topes by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010
1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big

esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.
Hey, Casey Jones, did you see those topes?
topes by JimbAround July 3, 2005

Chimpy Toes 

Chimpy Toes - Often referred to as the Flame Foot or Fire Foot, this toe type is characterised by a protruding second toe, which is even larger than the big toe. Normally found in the female population of Stafford, you can clearly make out the extensive toe as they swing from the trees using them to grip branches or pick fleas from each others hair...
In 1987 the phrase "Chimp Toe Job" was first used in the adult film industry.... Later on the more famous "Camel Toe" surfaced...
Look at that bird there - I bet she's a swinger...
How do you know?
By her Chimpy Toes...
Chimpy Toes by MoreBeer November 27, 2020

ten toes down 

To be committed to something in life or to be a strong person
Yeah, I’m ten toes down
ten toes down by Wassup870 January 22, 2022
A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco
aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra
topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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