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topesh or ladies man, is a person who makes amazing jokes with a complimentary beautiful laugh. he is seen as short(metaphorical) but tall (literal and metaphorical) ball of energy filled with excitement and happiness, his presence is a present and those lucky ppl whom have met him have experienced euphoria, extinguishing the fire of any melancholy.
we can try, but we arent topesh
topesh just save me from the nazis
TOPESH IS TOP (duh)
TOPESH by TOPESHPLSLICKMYEAR September 26, 2026
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Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!
" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"
tonesha by 💜💋 December 20, 2016
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Toyesha means water goddess in india.
It is a word which defines power, energy and flow like water which is used as a name by many beautiful and talented women across. It is such a good and unique name which also gives a sense of positivity and happiness. There arr many people who have this name such as toyesha williams, toyesha khatau, toyesha thakur and toyesha raman
Toyesha is a very vibrant girl.
toyesha by tirana November 2, 2014
A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!
I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!
tonesha by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

Topshopping 

The act of pulling out someones tie so it is on the outside of that persons jumper/coat.

1) Reach out to a person you are speaking to or around
2) Pull out their tie without them being able to stop you
3) Say "Top Shop"
4) Laugh at their slight annoyance as they put their tie back in
<Matt> Topshop
*pulls out Jake's tie with amazing speed*
<Jake> You Dick
*Puts tie back in*
<Matt> Topshop>
*Pulls out tie again*
<Jake> Dick!!!! Stop topshopping me
Topshopping by Pystey1 November 19, 2009

Topshop leech 

Incredibly irritating person who spends all their 'free' time bumming aroundTopshop, buys everything in Topshop and probably also hangs around outside Topshop to look "cool". May even be more irritating if one of your friends turns out to be one of these people. You can no longer go in to in to their badroom for fear it look like a smaller version of Topshop and then want to strangle them with one of their own over-priced "retro" belts.
"Hey, coming to the concert tonight?"

"Oh, no.. didn't I tell you? I'll be too busy standing outside waiting for the new Kate moss line to come out!"

*sigh* "Fucking Topshop leech..."
Topshop leech by Lekiwiski May 21, 2009
ta*pesh*t

adjective, adverb;

1. Used to describe the number one top guy.

2. Having the best skills

origin:
hockeylifeHL
Hey Cory, did you watch the game tonight?

No, I missed it.

Ah Man, you should have seen it, Devon was fuckin' tapesht! He scored 4 ginos.
tapesht by hockeylife June 14, 2013
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