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The type of guy that vapes and smokes weed at every single party in order to forget all of his issues. His favorite hobby is being a sexual predator. He usually wears pink and can't accept the fact that he is Marianne's gay bf.

I saw tomjim grab every girl's ass last night.

TOMJIM by ACTUALFACTS March 14, 2019

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Tomimic

When you steal a property of someone else and use it as your own, then claim it was yours originally.

Guy1: Dude is that my lawnmoer? it clearly has my name on it
Guy2: No, I bought this including the rights of your name
Guy1: Dude that's mine! u can't just take it!!
Guy2: Hey Stacy! check out my new lawnmoer!
Guy1: Wow you are such a Tomimic.

Tomimic by Raven69 August 7, 2011

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TOMJIM • Tomtime • Timjimkim • tomimeson • Tomimic • tomsimpns • Tomtimmery • Tom Simons • tim jim • to jim

tomimeson

a black haired, hairy, flaming, racist, nazi, that tortures his own children and/or dog

dude my new neighboor is def a tomimeson, hes such a creep.

tomimeson by i hate toms April 5, 2009

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Tomtime

A word describing when it's time to eat a tomato.

This happens when you love tomatoes that much you start eating them as if they were apples.

It's tomtime..

Tomtime by ChrisEeJay July 28, 2011

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Timjimkim

When a whole bunch of asian/albino kids all have names that rhyme.

Me: Damn, them asians is all Timjimkim's!
Derek: Shit! You right!

Timjimkim by Tyrone is a pimp July 29, 2008

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Tomtimmery

A pre-meditated over-elaborate plan of deceit;a scam,plot,or collusion among family,or organized group of members to exclude another person or group.When a plan is in place to make an opponent or person certain to lose. Unfair fight.

I have never seen such tomtimmery in all my years.

Tomtimmery by Care-giver November 15, 2020

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tomsimpns

tomsimpns is a tiktoker who makes content about the dsmp they go by he/him they/them and his name is karl. hes also taken by duckieswastaken who is another tiktoker.

wake up bc tomsimpns just posted.

tomsimpns by tomsimpns October 16, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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