Tobar

A name commonly used in the old and new testement. One whos orgin is unknown and spends his time living on earth but is not human. Not much is said about Tobar but is know to be fully described in the Dead Sea Scrolls

"Dude look at this guy pulling a Tobar"

by El Equis May 14, 2009

Tobar

A short gay furry who likes some good long sausages with mayo. He’s a certified weeb.

Wow that kid is such a Tobar.

by It’s ya mega boi January 21, 2019

Tobarism

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

by El Equis June 10, 2009

tobar

To disipline ones obnoxious child i.e to leave your children on the hardshoulder of the motorway

You need tobared lady

by Nely June 12, 2007

Kyle tobar

kyle is very shit

Kyle tobar kissed kate today. now kate is shooting people she hates. she shot kyle. so she hates kyle. kyles dead body went to a hooker palae and got drunk

by ChillShadyPerson November 15, 2019