Tobarism 

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism

Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)

Tobarism by El Equis June 10, 2009

Tobaris 

Very blunt and will take your girl in 2 seconds

The only way I can describe is Tobaris

Tobaris by Nippeles cage November 21, 2021

Nicholas Tobarium

This is a name given to a famous meme seal called Niko who's housed at Toba Aquarium in Japan. He gained internet popularity for his strange old man face. The name is a play on nikos name an home (Niko) Nicholas (Toba aquarium) Tobarium

"Dude I need to go to Toba aquarium to see Nicholas Tobarium! He's such a weird little chud"

Nicholas Tobarium by Sneednem August 6, 2026