Tobarism
The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism
Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ
Andrew: Na man i got my religion
Morman: And just what is that
Andrew: Tobarism
Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)
Andrew: Na man i got my religion
Morman: And just what is that
Andrew: Tobarism
Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)
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